December 2011
24 posts
“There are three sides to every story. Mine, yours, and the truth.”
– Joseph Massino
Gus
Styles Infinite (from Mountain Brothers)’s son was born today! I’m a godfather.
"The Creep" by The Lonely Island ft. Nicki Minaj... →
“I can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my gat’s too fat.”
– Bambu DePistola
joke i used to tell in 3rd grade
man: can you help me find a deodorant?
drugstore clerk: the roll on ball type?
man: no, for under my arms!
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and...”
– Maria Robinson
“Action is the foundational key to all success.”
– Pablo Picasso
favorite Christmas music →
a few years ago i did a list of some favorite Christmas songs. list hasn’t changed a lot since.
Grammar
Man: Can you tell me where the bathroom is at?
Professor: Rephrase your question. At this university, we don't end our sentences with prepositions.
Man: OK. Can you tell me where the bathroom is at, motherfucker?
“you don’t love me, you just love my doggy style.”
